
Like I say, it was difficult to review them so I just included a few teasing snippets instead: It only Hurts when I pee
Even funnier than number one, I don’t how Templesmith does it but I love him for it!..
Birds, Bees Blood & Beer
Featuring a short story of a Dweevil plant monster, and in the main story with an impregnating, tentacle toting alien thingy, and Leprechauns as you have probably never seen them before, (be warned if you come across these dudes please don’t let them throw up there beer on you).
Fave lines…
Wormwood: "is that right? who knew peanut butter and a yak were so much fun? I didn’t even know you could stick it there. Humans are disgustingly fun creatures-i’ll give you that”
Not forgetting Mr Pendulum (Mr P)..
Wormwood to Mr P:..”Come on lets go home”.. “Maybe even see about your bits Eh?”
MrP to Wormwood:.. "You mean it? You really Mean it?"
Wormwoods Reply:.. "We’ll see, first I need to get my bloody legs back, don’t I?"
It only Hurts when I Pee!
Featuring, Yet more Leprechauns.. & Squidmen.. Yes that does mean more tentacles.
"Damn just how many bodies do you have?"…"Not bodies, suits Happen to be previously worn thats all"
Calamari Rising
You know what…
Just read them.. read all three volumes :D
Bookworm Girl x
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